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THE CORPORATION: THE ALL-TIME 1999 ADVERTISING GURUS
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THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T SELL, EXCEPT LIES, AND I DON'T INVEST IN THOSE. THEY COST TOO MUCH.
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HELLO, MY NAME IS ROD MOSBY, OWNER OF AN ONLINE FIRM CALLED "THE CORPORATION". THE MISSION IS SIMPLE: ADVERTISE ONLY (AND THE MAGIC WORD IS 'ONLY') SUCCESSFUL, HONEST, AND HIGHLY RESPECTED ONLINE SERVICES AND BUSINESSES. IF I CHOSE TO ADVERTISE YOU, CHANCES ARE I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH AND HAVE GREAT CONFIDENCE IN YOUR COMPANY AND/OR SERVICE. I WON'T LIE TO YOU. I TYPED THIS STATEMENT IN ALL CAPS FOR A REASON. I WANT TO EXPRESS THE CLARITY OF MY SERVICE. I SIMPLY ADVERTISE, BUT I ADVERTISE WITH A PURPOSE. THAT PURPOSE IS TO MAKE YOUR BUSINESS THE MOST TALKED ABOUT AND MOST RECOGNIZED. I'M LOCATED IN SEARCY, ARKANSAS, AND I KNOW THAT MANY BUSINESSES AND SERVICES ARE LOOKING TO EXPAND. I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. I CAN BE THAT FRIEND YOU CAN TRUST WITH YOUR COMPANY NAME AND REPUTATION! I LOOK FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH THE YOU.
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WHO IN THE WORLD AM I? OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE TO TELL 3,000,000 OTHERS. IS IT A DEAL?
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I'M 25, SINGLE, AND AS ORDINARY AS ANYBODY ELSE. I WORK AT WAL MART AS A NIGHT STOCKER AND EARN 5.90 AN HOUR. I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT AT ARKANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY AT BEEBE, AR. MY MAJOR IS ELEMENTARY EDUCATION. I EARNED MY COACH'S ENDORSEMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL ARKANSAS, SCOTTIE PIPPEN'S OLD STOMPING GROUND, IN CONWAY, AR AND MY ASSOCIATE OF ARTS DEGREE IN LIBREAL ARTS AT ARKANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY AT BEEBE. THIS IS MY SEVENTH YEAR IN COLLEGE; YOU'D THINK I'D BE OUT BY NOW, BUT I WANT TO GET EVERYTHING THAT I CAN WHILE I'M ATTENDING. I'M A PUBLISHED POET AND SONGWRITER; MY POEMS ARE PRINTED IN A LOCAL PAPER CALLED "THE CABOT STAR HERALD" IN CABOT, AR. I'M A RECORDING ARTIST, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN SIGNED BY A MAJOR HIP-HOP RECORD LABEL YET. I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY, AND MY SONGS HAVE BEEN COPYRIGHTED. I LOVE BASKETBALL AND FOOTBALL; I HAVE A PLAYSTATION. MARKETING IS A LOT OF FUN TO ME; I GET TO MEET A LOT OF NEW PEOPLE BECAUSE OF MY INVOLVEMENT. ADVERTISING IS WHAT I'M GOOD AT, AND I HOPE TO AIDE SOME BUSINESSES AND SERVICES IN GAINING EXPOSURE.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, AND HOW CAN I DO IT?
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I CAN TAKE YOUR BUSINESS OR SERVICE AND EXPOSE IT AT A VERY COMPETITIVE LEVEL. BY USING MY MANY TOOLS (MAGICIAN'S MAGICAL SECRET, SHHHHH) YOUR BUSINESS, EVEN IF ADVERTISED BY SOMEONE ELSE, WILL RECEIVE THE EXPOSURE IT DESERVES IN AN UNTAPPED AREA OF THE WORLD. I WANT TO MAKE YOU SUCCESSFUL. IF YOU BECOME A SUCCESS, I BECOME A SUCCESS. THE MORE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WE HAVE IN THIS WORLD, THE BETTER THE LIFESTYLE, THE BETTER THE ECONOMY, THE BETTER THE RETIREMENT PLAN, THE BETTER THE CHILDREN'S EDUCATIONAL FUTURES, AND OVERALL, THE BETTER THE BUSINESS WORLD.
I CAN BE CONTACTED BY PHONE AT MY HOME OFFICE AT 501-268-2920.
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